Sep
10
What I’ve Been Doing with my Fingers Lately
- Pushing buttons - green, red, yellow, blue, and orange buttons on my Guitar Hero axe
- Gently covering Maxwell’s fingers and pulling them out of his nose
- Typing absurd instructions into a powerpoint for an English 102 library instruction session
- Twittering
- Drinking soda
- Washing lots and lots and lots of dishes
- Hitchhiking, which sounds cool until I admit that I’m merely hitchhiking on the information highway
- Opening one hundred and six ounces of canned, whole Costco tomatoes to make a giant portion of marinara sauce
- Practicing my air drums in preparation for Rock Band
